“What did you do to celebrate your 6 months anniversary?”
“Well, we basically bumped into his ex girlfriend.”
We were having a stroll in the center of the city yesterday evening and at some point we saw, trough the window of a pub, a friend of ours. Let’s say hello, we decided, and we looked into it again to see whom he was with. He looked and said “Well, there’s him, there’s Betus and there’s a guy - don’t know him, but he wears yellow trousers”. So he went in all cheerful and there she was, wearing GREEN trousers, saying hello with the voice and trying to kill us with the eyes. Lol.