NCIS 5x08

• Ziva: *talking on the phone* No, no, no. It's not you, it's just well you know, these things run their course and ah well you must accept--
• Tony: *interrupting* Personal call, David?
• Ziva: *covers up mouth piece* Yes, go away.
• Tony: Somebody being dumped?
• Ziva: How do you tell someone you no longer want to see them?
• Tony: Easy! *snatches the phone out of her hand* Listen, dirtbag, this is Ziva's husband! I have your phone number now, I can find your address. If you ever try to contact her again, I reach down your throat, grab your intestines, rip them out, and drive over your head! Lose this number and lose your life. *dramatically closes phone* You're welcome.
• Ziva: That was my Aunt Nettie from Tel Aviv. She was trying to stop seeing her 86 year old partner.
• Tony: Why didn't you stop me?
• Ziva: Too stunned.
• Tony: Where do I send flowers?
• Ziva: If you communicate with her again, I will kill you.

• Gibbs: (speaking about Tony) I am going to see him again, right Leon?
• Ziva: Agent Hadar won't harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
• Vance: your father is one. Second?
• Ziva: me.