June 30th, 2012
McGee: See, that looks like a woman to me.Abby: No, it doesn’t. It looks like a hairy pirate with a mustache.McGee: You mean, Tony’s assignment is to kill Johnny Depp?Ziva: I like Johnny Depp.Gibbs: Let’s get back to the case.
NCIS s09e01, Nature of the Beast

McGee: See, that looks like a woman to me.
Abby: No, it doesn’t. It looks like a hairy pirate with a mustache.
McGee: You mean, Tony’s assignment is to kill Johnny Depp?
Ziva: I like Johnny Depp.
Gibbs: Let’s get back to the case.

NCIS s09e01, Nature of the Beast

March 1st, 2012
Truth or Consequences

Truth or Consequences

January 20th, 2012
cheshireshecat:

Tony: Boss? One short?Gibbs: Good to go.
NCIS s06e25, Aliyah 

cheshireshecat:

Tony: Boss? One short?
Gibbs: Good to go.

NCIS s06e25, Aliyah 

January 15th, 2012
cheshireshecat:

Tony: Boss? One short?Gibbs: Good to go.
NCIS s06e25, Aliyah 

cheshireshecat:

Tony: Boss? One short?
Gibbs: Good to go.

NCIS s06e25, Aliyah 

December 22nd, 2011
December 14th, 2011
October 9th, 2011

NCIS 5x08

  • Ziva: *talking on the phone* No, no, no. It's not you, it's just well you know, these things run their course and ah well you must accept--
  • Tony: *interrupting* Personal call, David?
  • Ziva: *covers up mouth piece* Yes, go away.
  • Tony: Somebody being dumped?
  • Ziva: How do you tell someone you no longer want to see them?
  • Tony: Easy! *snatches the phone out of her hand* Listen, dirtbag, this is Ziva's husband! I have your phone number now, I can find your address. If you ever try to contact her again, I reach down your throat, grab your intestines, rip them out, and drive over your head! Lose this number and lose your life. *dramatically closes phone* You're welcome.
  • Ziva: That was my Aunt Nettie from Tel Aviv. She was trying to stop seeing her 86 year old partner.
  • Tony: Why didn't you stop me?
  • Ziva: Too stunned.
  • Tony: Where do I send flowers?
  • Ziva: If you communicate with her again, I will kill you.
September 27th, 2011

cheshireshecat:

xaussyangel:

Franks: I need a drink.
Gibbs: It’s eight in the morning.
Franks: Float a cheerio in it.

I should have a Mike Franks in Mexico.

September 25th, 2011
hellspirit87:

Ducky: “Mr. Palmer, what do you suppose the SECNAV is saying to them?”Palmer: “Well,  if I were him, I’d be asking how to get blood out of a $200 white dress  shirt. See, it’s all about oxygenating the stain. My mother used to use  club soda, but my uncle preferred Perrier with a dash of…” [Ducky stares at him] “Uh… The incision, they’re probably talking about the incision…”~ 9x01 “Nature of the Beast”

hellspirit87:

Ducky: “Mr. Palmer, what do you suppose the SECNAV is saying to them?”
Palmer: “Well, if I were him, I’d be asking how to get blood out of a $200 white dress shirt. See, it’s all about oxygenating the stain. My mother used to use club soda, but my uncle preferred Perrier with a dash of…” [Ducky stares at him] “Uh… The incision, they’re probably talking about the incision…”

~ 9x01 “Nature of the Beast”

cheshireshecat:

xaussyangel:

Franks: I need a drink.
Gibbs: It’s eight in the morning.
Franks: Float a cheerio in it.

I should have a Mike Franks in Mexico.

Why do I bother having a door?
Leon Vance (via frilencer)
September 23rd, 2011

I’m not getting out of this one am I, Boss?

(via mossadagent-tara-deactivated201)

September 21st, 2011
Sooo much I love them!

Sooo much I love them!

September 12th, 2011