Dying of cute

June 30th, 2012

McGee: See, that looks like a woman to me.
Abby: No, it doesn’t. It looks like a hairy pirate with a mustache.
McGee: You mean, Tony’s assignment is to kill Johnny Depp?
Ziva: I like Johnny Depp.
Gibbs: Let’s get back to the case.

NCIS s09e01, Nature of the Beast

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NCIS s09e01 NCIS Nature of the Beast quotes Ziva David Ziva tony Tony DiNozzo anthony dinozzo Mcgee timothy mcgee abby abby sciuto gibbs leroy jethro gibbs johnny depp

January 15th, 2012

cheshireshecat:

Tony: Boss? One short?
Gibbs: Good to go.

NCIS s06e25, Aliyah

October 9th, 2011

NCIS 5x08

Ziva: *talking on the phone* No, no, no. It's not you, it's just well you know, these things run their course and ah well you must accept--
Tony: *interrupting* Personal call, David?
Ziva: *covers up mouth piece* Yes, go away.
Tony: Somebody being dumped?
Ziva: How do you tell someone you no longer want to see them?
Tony: Easy! *snatches the phone out of her hand* Listen, dirtbag, this is Ziva's husband! I have your phone number now, I can find your address. If you ever try to contact her again, I reach down your throat, grab your intestines, rip them out, and drive over your head! Lose this number and lose your life. *dramatically closes phone* You're welcome.
Ziva: That was my Aunt Nettie from Tel Aviv. She was trying to stop seeing her 86 year old partner.
Tony: Why didn't you stop me?
Ziva: Too stunned.
Tony: Where do I send flowers?
Ziva: If you communicate with her again, I will kill you.

June 16th, 2011

alyssinmymind:

lol

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May 31st, 2011

Gibbs: (speaking about Tony) I am going to see him again, right Leon?
Ziva: Agent Hadar won't harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
Vance: your father is one. Second?
Ziva: me.

ncisloveing:

LOLOLOLLLL

May 16th, 2011

tony-dinozzo:

Tony and Ziva 30 Day Challenge

Day 01: Favorite Tony Scene

This was… insanely difficult. I love so many Tony scenes. But I went with the Eli/Tony interrogation scene from 6x25: Aliyah. I think this is one of Tony’s shining moments, tricking Eli into admitting he was behind some pretty crafty shit by making him underestimate him and getting him to talk through pissing him off. It shows was a spectacular agent he is, what an amazing actor Michael is, and he looks oh-so-pretty doing it all.

I remember this scene so well! Awesome DiNozzo!

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